Farcebook

  • Machine Translation is better than Chinglish.

    Google Translate has a problem trying to decide the text on some mysterious drink packets I’ve got.

  • Hi, I’m a spammer, I notice you are avoiding my emails

    A spammer gets weirdly passive aggressive at me.

  • I guess I need a cover for my webcam…

    Uh oh, looks like I need to cover up my webcam better… Someone on the Internet infected my PC with some remote access software and recorded me watching non-advertiser friendly video. Scams today are so tedious and unimaginative… Hello there! Unfortunately, there are some bad news for you. Some time ago your device was infected…

  • Please read the top line for me…

    I went for an eye test, I’ve never had one before. It was better than going to the dentist.

  • Forgot to tax my car…

    I forgot to pay my car tax this year and get an angry red letter from the DVLA. The letter only took a week to arrive all the way from Wales.

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