• Accidentally beta testing the world

    Are you one of those people who always seems to break the world? Someone for whom the phrase “That’s strange, I’ve never seen that before” gets said around them a bit too often. Or you always seem to be in the wrong place at the right time? Yeah… So I thoroughly broke Amazon. Like, properly…

  • Todays Random Fitbit Achievement

    I’ve walked to space, supposedly. Their choice of milestones is a bit random though. For a fitness app you’d think they’d do “Everest” or other popular high places.

  • Amazon Mouse 2, Refund Boogaloo

    After chatting with some people on Discord they convinced me to be bothered to return the broken mouse. They explained that since it was so cheap, the refund would be issued immediately. They were wrong, but wait a minute … £9.36? I paid £4.37, that was the whole point – get cheap mouse, and also…

  • Cheap Amazon E-Waste Mouse

    Wherein I thought I was getting a bargain mouse… For a bargain price, using the Amazon returns warehouse thing… But instead I received someone’s broken e-waste that has clearly been used quite a bit, before they returned it… This is clearly not a return that was barely used. Someones’s had this a good while. Look…

  • You can’t trust Google Maps reviews

    This doesn’t seem right. I look up directions to a place, and then Google wants me to review the place, even though I never went there? I mean, I have been to Bletchley, it’s a great place. Go there ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐, but what leap of logic makes the assumption searching directions means I’m going there?