• Bathing the cat

    We gave the cat a bath. I only came away with minor bleeding.

  • Don’t fear leg day…

    Fear the day after… Also, who invented Bulgarian split squats, they’re just pure evil.

  • Pickles!

    I’ve been growing cucumbers in a little plastic greenhouse thing in the back garden. Normally my attempts at this end badly, with the cucumbers turning into the most bitter things on the planet. This time I succeeded, so I’ve been pickling them. Not all of them were pleasant to eat, it’s a bit like Russian…

  • Stickers

    I keep losing my car in carparks. It’s grey and boxy, all cars are now grey and boxy and looks identical from a distance. A few stickers should help. This is also a test to see if this auto posts to social media.

  • Mowing grass by hand

    I’ve got a grass problem on my plot, the grass grows better than anything else. It’s a constant battle trying to keep the grass short and has so far caused the end of a petrol mower. I took my battery mower from home one weekend, but the batteries need charging half way through and I…