• Trying to repair my lawn

    Grass at home doesn’t do well, I don’t know whether it’s my inconsistent mowing, the shaded parts of the garden where the grass is, or that the soil is thick and full of heavy clay on a layer of building rubble. Possibly it’s also the slightly too agressive mowing I did last year in an…

  • Start of year tidying

    We’re almost at the last frost of the year, which to me is the actual start of the year when it comes to growing things. Here’s a bit of an update since the last post… So we’re in March, people down South have mentioned snow. Last year it snowed around this time and was -4c.…

  • Whoops! we upset the council

    When you own an allotment there’s rules. The rules are varied, depending on where your plot is, the council owning the site and seemingly the phase of the moon. If you have a plot of your own, some of you might know about the various committees that can exist to help the council manage the…

  • Machine Translation is better than Chinglish.

    Google Translate has a problem trying to decide the text on some mysterious drink packets I’ve got.

  • Hi, I’m a spammer, I notice you are avoiding my emails

    A spammer gets weirdly passive aggressive at me.