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I guess I need a cover for my webcam…
Uh oh, looks like I need to cover up my webcam better… Someone on the Internet infected my PC with some remote access software and recorded me watching non-advertiser friendly video. Scams today are so tedious and unimaginative… Hello there! Unfortunately, there are some bad news for you. Some time ago your device was infected…

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Please read the top line for me…
I went for an eye test, I’ve never had one before. It was better than going to the dentist.

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Forgot to tax my car…
I forgot to pay my car tax this year and get an angry red letter from the DVLA. The letter only took a week to arrive all the way from Wales.

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Reap what you sow?
Somehow I’m allowed to buy a scythe off the Internet. Also I don’t cut my legs off with it!

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Things are starting to grow
It’s summer on the allotment, things are finally starting to grow now there’s been some rain. Not all the growing things are wanted, however.

