Farcebook

  • Whoops! we upset the council

    When you own an allotment there’s rules. The rules are varied, depending on where your plot is, the council owning the site and seemingly the phase of the moon. If you have a plot of your own, some of you might know about the various committees that can exist to help the council manage the…

  • Machine Translation is better than Chinglish.

    Google Translate has a problem trying to decide the text on some mysterious drink packets I’ve got.

  • Hi, I’m a spammer, I notice you are avoiding my emails

    A spammer gets weirdly passive aggressive at me.

  • I guess I need a cover for my webcam…

    Uh oh, looks like I need to cover up my webcam better… Someone on the Internet infected my PC with some remote access software and recorded me watching non-advertiser friendly video. Scams today are so tedious and unimaginative… Hello there! Unfortunately, there are some bad news for you. Some time ago your device was infected…

  • Please read the top line for me…

    I went for an eye test, I’ve never had one before. It was better than going to the dentist.

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