• Please read the top line for me…

    I went for an eye test, I’ve never had one before. It was better than going to the dentist.

  • Forgot to tax my car…

    I forgot to pay my car tax this year and get an angry red letter from the DVLA. The letter only took a week to arrive all the way from Wales.

  • Reap what you sow?

    Somehow I’m allowed to buy a scythe off the Internet. Also I don’t cut my legs off with it!

  • Things are starting to grow

    It’s summer on the allotment, things are finally starting to grow now there’s been some rain. Not all the growing things are wanted, however.

  • Modern Society Illustrated

    Here’s a photo that perfectly sums up modern society… Chairs need instructions explicitly telling the user it is for sitting on, and that it isn’t a step ladder. Of course the warning label is not attached to a chair because of course it isn’t, even though it tells us not to remove it. That person…