It’s that time again where I have to certify that I promise not to watch broadcast TV.

Although they do try very hard to make me click the wrong button

Its like Amazon and their attempts at tricking us into buying Prime.

And then once the relevant form is filled in, you get this email

“If any of your circumstances change, such as you start watching live TV”. What is this, I come home one night after work and have a relapse and binge on 6 hours of Corrie?