Author Archives: james

Machine Translation is better than Chinglish.

Google Translate has a problem trying to decide the text on some mysterious drink packets I’ve got. Continue reading

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Hi, I’m a spammer, I notice you are avoiding my emails

A spammer gets weirdly passive aggressive at me. Continue reading

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I guess I need a cover for my webcam…

Uh oh, looks like I need to cover up my webcam better… Someone on the Internet infected my PC with some remote access software and recorded me watching non-advertiser friendly video. Scams today are so tedious and unimaginative… Hello there! … Continue reading

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Please read the top line for me…

I went for an eye test, I’ve never had one before. It was better than going to the dentist. Continue reading

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Forgot to tax my car…

I forgot to pay my car tax this year and get an angry red letter from the DVLA. The letter only took a week to arrive all the way from Wales. Continue reading

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Modern Society Illustrated

Here’s a photo that perfectly sums up modern society… Chairs need instructions explicitly telling the user it is for sitting on, and that it isn’t a step ladder. Of course the warning label is not attached to a chair because … Continue reading

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Using a non-Tesla EV on a Super Charger

I charge my non-Tesla EV using a Tesla Supercharger. It works fine. Continue reading

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More Artificial Idiocy

Today I’m reminded the Internet is a strange and surreal place when GMail decides to add some spam appointments to my Google Calendar. I’m on a flight to India on Tuesday next week! Continue reading

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If you use ChatGPT to help you learn things, you’re an idiot.

Well, you might not be, but you’re certainly not understanding what these systems do. Continue reading

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DofE 2023

It’s late April which means once again I enter the national cat-herding competition. The challenge – set 13 students off on three days of camping and walking to complete their silver Duke of Edinburgh. Continue reading

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