Author: james

  • Orb Funkee Animalz

    Orb Funkee Animalz

    This is not the fidget toy you are looking for.

    Sure, you can mangle and squeeze it, but it’s not satisfying like a stress ball, and it doesn’t go back to its original shape.

    Turns out it’s rubber with some sort of white sand-like powder vacuum sealed inside it. It doesn’t dissolve in water, so it’s not salt.

    A bit of minor surgery later and the thing looks much better.

  • Bathing the cat

    We gave the cat a bath. I only came away with minor bleeding.

  • Don’t fear leg day…

    Don’t fear leg day…

    Fear the day after…

    Also, who invented Bulgarian split squats, they’re just pure evil.

  • Pickles!

    Pickles!

    I’ve been growing cucumbers in a little plastic greenhouse thing in the back garden. Normally my attempts at this end badly, with the cucumbers turning into the most bitter things on the planet.

    This time I succeeded, so I’ve been pickling them. Not all of them were pleasant to eat, it’s a bit like Russian Roulette. I chop the end off a cucumber, take a bite and chew it for a few seconds. It soon becomes obvious if the thing is edible or not.

  • Stickers

    Stickers

    I keep losing my car in carparks. It’s grey and boxy, all cars are now grey and boxy and looks identical from a distance. A few stickers should help.

    This is also a test to see if this auto posts to social media.