• Orb Funkee Animalz

    This is not the fidget toy you are looking for. Sure, you can mangle and squeeze it, but it’s not satisfying like a stress ball, and it doesn’t go back to its original shape. Turns out it’s rubber with some sort of white sand-like powder vacuum sealed inside it. It doesn’t dissolve in water, so…

  • Bathing the cat

    We gave the cat a bath. I only came away with minor bleeding.

  • Don’t fear leg day…

    Fear the day after… Also, who invented Bulgarian split squats, they’re just pure evil.

  • Pickles!

    I’ve been growing cucumbers in a little plastic greenhouse thing in the back garden. Normally my attempts at this end badly, with the cucumbers turning into the most bitter things on the planet. This time I succeeded, so I’ve been pickling them. Not all of them were pleasant to eat, it’s a bit like Russian…

  • Stickers

    I keep losing my car in carparks. It’s grey and boxy, all cars are now grey and boxy and looks identical from a distance. A few stickers should help. This is also a test to see if this auto posts to social media.